Craz-ee
Flava
Bumm-eughhhh
;)
Santa in town: hohoho what would you like for christmas little boy
Sh-ism member: id like a slim fast, a donner kebab with extra chilli sauce, large fries and a hit of dax!
<Santa Rips off beard to reveil FLAKY McLAWSON>
Flaky Mac:Bregegrgheh NEIN you will be silent
Sh-ism: no man i need my DAX it keeps me buzzin, im comin down
<POOF a small mound off flakes are left on the floor and the bollock scratching madman has disappeared>
Sh-ism: now where am i gonna det my next hit of dax from!
I know the only man who can save me is 'Susej las Vegas' the man who invented Dax and the donner kebab!
(Advertisment:Eat donner ---- its artery blocking goood!)
Susej: Am yow a trew Sh-ism?
Sh-ism:Yes u dumbass why do you think that i have the screen name Sh-ism!!!
Susej: ok i apolo.... hey screw you oi downt have to stand for this shite!
<Hits Sh-ism with a A4 Lever-arch file>
Susej: Av Yow cum tuw yor senses!?
Sh-ism: Yes master.
Susej: Then gow and Eat a donner kebab and rejoice in the fat which drips off the meat as it sl-eye-des down yam Fat guts!
(Note : im talkin bout chicken donner kebab)
Sh-ism : ok what if this fat soaked bio-mass of chaos otherwise known as 'Sadam's special' causes a vien clogging amont of furry fat stuff to cover the inside of my veins?
Sesuj: erm how the fu*k should i know? Oi am norra miracul werker!
<Shism eats the donner 'stuff' and dies due to artery clooging goodness and joins Benobo God of all sh-isms in a place i like to call 'The back of Georgie Bests'>
FIN
